Goodr “Pineapple Painkillers”

THE ULTIMATE PARTY DRINK

These tropical blue and yellow shades are named for the best solution for getting a charlie horse in your calf at mile 17: Pineapple painkillers. That’s right, this delightful cocktail, 2 parts rum, 4 parts pineapple juice (with anti-inflammatory bromelain!), 1 part orange juice and coconut cream is what Carl reaches for when he’s run out of piña colada mix (he obviously doesn’t realize that he could make a piña with these ingredients…oh Carl). It doesn’t actually help the cramp, but you’ll get such a bad side cramp after you slam the drink, you won’t remember the charlie horse!

No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

All Polarized: glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Fun.